Northern Storm Football Club

Player Profiles
NAME Brad Palmer
NICK-NAME Superfly
AGE 25
POSITION goal keeper
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? tech/frozen banana salesman
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? Only on Sunday through to Thursday
BEST PICK UP LINE “Are you nailed down”, “No”, “Then I’m picking you up”
DREAM GIRL cute, sweet, sparkly eyes, it could be you!
FAVOURITE MUSIC Punk, dance…anything groovy
FAVOURITE FOOD pepperoni pizza on classic crust
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? hang out, play Nintendo, play guitar, generally succeed at living
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Newcastle United
WHAT DO YOUR TEAM MATES SAY ABOUT YOU? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Brad in Goals!
 
NAME Jamie Kennedy
NICK-NAME Bluey
AGE 18
POSITION Club Captain
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? I operate waterslides
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? Yes
BEST PICK UP LINE How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
DREAM GIRL Groover’s daughter
FAVOURITE MUSIC Don’s Storm Music!
FAVOURITE FOOD Left overs
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? my rep up
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Korora Sea Eagles
WHAT DO YOUR TEAM MATES SAY ABOUT YOU? F**k he’s quick
 
NAME Michael Turner
NICK-NAME Turner
AGE 20
POSITION On the field hopefully
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? Formwork
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? Yes
BEST PICK UP LINE Do you like whales? Cause I have a hump back at my place
DREAM GIRL Brooke, my girlfriend
FAVOURITE MUSIC loud music
FAVOURITE FOOD Anything I don’t have to cook
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? As little as possible
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM NSFC
WHAT DO YOUR TEAM MATES SAY ABOUT YOU? F**k that mullet is getting long
 
NAME Mykel Watson
NICK-NAME Mike
AGE 18
POSITION left flank/striker/mid
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? Locksmith
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? No
BEST PICK UP LINE
DREAM GIRL
FAVOURITE MUSIC Any
FAVOURITE FOOD
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Ride Motorbikes
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM
WHAT DO YOUR TEAM MATES SAY ABOUT YOU? No idea
 
NAME Tristan Albert
NICK-NAME Tree
AGE 18
POSITION Midfeild/Striker
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? Sell alcohol
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? Nah
BEST PICK UP LINE Hi
DREAM GIRL
FAVOURITE MUSIC latest hip hop n stuff
FAVOURITE FOOD All
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Watch TV, Skate, Surf, Moto
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Storm
WHAT DO YOUR TEAM MATES SAY ABOUT YOU? Mad Dog
 
 
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