Northern Storm Football Club

Player Profiles
NAME Brad Palmer
NICK-NAME Superfly
AGE 25
POSITION goal keeper
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING tech/frozen banana salesman
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Only on Sunday through to Thursday
BEST PICK UP LINE “Are you nailed down”, “No”, “Then I’m picking you up”
DREAM GIRL cute, sweet, sparkly eyes, it could be you!
FAVOURITE MUSIC Punk, dance…anything groovy
FAVOURITE FOOD pepperoni pizza on classic crust
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME hang out, play Nintendo, play guitar, generally succeed at living
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Newcastle United
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Brad in Goals!
 
NAME Dave Gourley
NICK-NAME Goulza/Sprooka
AGE 28
POSITION Mid Feild
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Financial planner
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Yes
BEST PICK UP LINE How Bout It!
DREAM GIRL Eva Longoria mixed with Charlez Theron
FAVOURITE MUSIC Eskimo Joe/Pearl Jam
FAVOURITE FOOD Spagetti Meat Balls
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Drink and work on my tan
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Loverpool/The Storm
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU They all want to be like me
 
NAME David Poverello
NICK-NAME Pov
AGE 20
POSITION Everywhere
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Bar wench
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP No
BEST PICK UP LINE Nice dress, wanna f**k
DREAM GIRL Changes from day to day
FAVOURITE MUSIC Punk – Anti-flag
FAVOURITE FOOD Pizza/Spaghetti
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Drinking coffee
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Man Utd, Oh and The Storm!
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU F**ken not much!
 
NAME Dean Ingram
NICK-NAME Deano/Dingo
AGE 30
POSITION Mid Feild
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Property valuer
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP married
BEST PICK UP LINE remember – been a long time since I used one
DREAM GIRL Trac
FAVOURITE MUSIC Any
FAVOURITE FOOD Any
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Golf, Surf, try to be like Portz
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Sydney FC
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU He’s way more fun when he lets dingo out
 
NAME Evan Williams
NICK-NAME Ev
AGE 24
POSITION Centre Midfeild
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Plasterer
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Yes
BEST PICK UP LINE Hey
DREAM GIRL Ash
FAVOURITE MUSIC Smashing, NOFX (most)
FAVOURITE FOOD all
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME surf photography, soccer, play bass, read, watch movies, skate
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Chelsea, Totenham, Arsenal
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU Are you coming to training this week?
 
NAME Jade Porter
NICK-NAME Ports
AGE 31
POSITION Somewhere on the left
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING (Underbelly) can’t really talk about it
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Here we go! Yes you nosy prick
BEST PICK UP LINE Lift with your legs and keep your back straight
DREAM GIRL Very very quite and likes to stay at home
FAVOURITE MUSIC Dave Mathews, Keb Mo, Eric Bibb, The Ulfuls (Japanese madness!)
FAVOURITE FOOD Canelloni and …………
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Surfing, music, look after my two little champions and drink! And ………………
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM The Pool. Ebor eels and of course Tucabia united, wait til they hit our league!
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU Generally positive stuff like,”There’s no ‘I’ in team Jade” and “f**k, we could have scored if you passed the thing”. Yeah nah the boyz are unreal always giving me encouragement!!
 
NAME Jamie Kennedy
NICK-NAME Bluey
AGE 18
POSITION Club Captain
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING I operate waterslides
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Yes
BEST PICK UP LINE How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
DREAM GIRL Groover’s daughter
FAVOURITE MUSIC Don’s Storm Music!
FAVOURITE FOOD Left overs
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME my rep up
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Korora Sea Eagles
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU F**k he’s quick
 
NAME Kody Hughes
NICK-NAME
AGE 32
POSITION Mid Feild
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Gyprock Plasterer
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Yes
BEST PICK UP LINE I’m married, forget it
DREAM GIRL Lara Bingle
FAVOURITE MUSIC Krafty Kuts, Powderfinger
FAVOURITE FOOD Italian
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Fish
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Manchester United
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU Nothing yet, I’m a newbie
 
NAME Lee Winkler
NICK-NAME Wink
AGE 30
POSITION
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Run a surf school
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Yes Sir
BEST PICK UP LINE Sharni tells me I was not very creative
DREAM GIRL My partner
FAVOURITE MUSIC Powderfinger, Dave Mathews, ACDC, Buckcherry
FAVOURITE FOOD Seafood, Eye Fillet steak, Julies Café Satay Chicken Burgers
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME play with son, read books, surf, fish,
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Liverpool, Jets and Stormers
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU Geez that flat top looks wink, who does ya hair mate
 
NAME Luke Venn
NICK-NAME Venny
AGE 21
POSITION Striker/attacking mid
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Uni/Sanga maker
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Yes
BEST PICK UP LINE I’m mates with Lee Winkler
DREAM GIRL I’m mates with Lee Winkler
FAVOURITE MUSIC Rock, easy listening
FAVOURITE FOOD Thai Food, home cooked meals
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Surfing, golf, holding purse, frequenting coffee clubs
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Chelsea
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU Smells good, chiseled features, ‘can’ shoot
 
NAME Marco
NICK-NAME Gordo
AGE 29
POSITION straykar
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Good
BEST PICK UP LINE
DREAM GIRL
FAVOURITE MUSIC Rock
FAVOURITE FOOD Chainis
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Training
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Barccalona
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU Good Boy
 
NAME Matty Bennett
NICK-NAME Big Matt
AGE 29
POSITION Doggie
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Civil & Structural engineer
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Married
BEST PICK UP LINE ?
DREAM GIRL Claire (my wife) or Heidi Klum
FAVOURITE MUSIC Rock – or if I’m off my head - dance
FAVOURITE FOOD Lamb…bahhhh…..
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Surf, try not to do the housework
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Liverpool
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU He is definitely the best Hobbo Bobbo player in our team
 
NAME Michael Turner
NICK-NAME Turner
AGE 20
POSITION On the field hopefully
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Formwork
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Yes
BEST PICK UP LINE Do you like whales? Cause I have a hump back at my place
DREAM GIRL Brooke, my girlfriend
FAVOURITE MUSIC loud music
FAVOURITE FOOD Anything I don’t have to cook
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME As little as possible
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM NSFC
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU F**k that mullet is getting long
 
NAME Mykel Watson
NICK-NAME Mike
AGE 18
POSITION left flank/striker/mid
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Locksmith
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP No
BEST PICK UP LINE
DREAM GIRL
FAVOURITE MUSIC Any
FAVOURITE FOOD
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Ride Motorbikes
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU No idea
 
NAME Simon Ellis
NICK-NAME Si
AGE 16
POSITION
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Student
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP No
BEST PICK UP LINE
DREAM GIRL
FAVOURITE MUSIC Oasis/Incubus
FAVOURITE FOOD Pizza
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Surf, music, mates
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM CCM
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU
 
NAME Simon White
NICK-NAME Simo
AGE 20
POSITION Everywhere
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Student
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP No
BEST PICK UP LINE I wanna be on you
DREAM GIRL Ya Mum
FAVOURITE MUSIC Rise Against
FAVOURITE FOOD Mexican
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Long walks on the beach, write poetry
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Man Utd
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU
 
NAME Tristan Albert
NICK-NAME Tree
AGE 18
POSITION Midfeild/Striker
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING Sell alcohol
ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP Nah
BEST PICK UP LINE Hi
DREAM GIRL
FAVOURITE MUSIC latest hip hop n stuff
FAVOURITE FOOD All
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME Watch TV, Skate, Surf, Moto
FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM Storm
WHAT DO YOUR TEAMS MATES SAY ABOUT YOU Mad Dog
 
 
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